Using an awesome line irl
Expectations: If I could I would, but I can’t so I shan’t
Reality: If I could I would, but I can’t so I shat.
I play chess just like Penny.
Penny: So...if I move my horsie here....isn't that..checkmate, and I win?
Leonard: Hm.
Penny: Well is it or isn't it?
Leonard: Ya know, I think this is a good stopping point.
Leonard: It's your first real game, I threw a lot of infermation at you..
Penny: No, Your king is trapped. He can't go here, because of my lighthouse. and..he can't go here because of my pointy-head guy.
Leonard: Like I said, ~complicated~ game.
Penny: So did I win or not?
Leonard: Did you have fun? Because if you had fun then you are; you are a winner. Now that's-that's what chess is all about.
aww man..
So, when I was little I got a big cavity in my front teeth and we went to a BAD dentist who just ruined my teeth. For the last 10 years I haven’t been able to smile without a huge orange and brown streaks(it was stains from my first meal after my teeth were “fixed”) popped out at whomever saw me so I never smiled. I have finally got some new front teeth in a much better shape and actually white, and a few days ago I went to get my ID(just an ID, not a driver’s license) and I realized something. I smile like this now:
